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wailordead:

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when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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Anonymous asked: Why do you think minimum wage should be raised?

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

because as someone who used to have a part time job in retail id bust my fucking ass doing literally everything including the managers stuff along with registers fitting room stock shipment online orders shipping goods counting registers cleaning building fixtures visual displays customer service etc etc etc for 4 years and never once got to $9 an hour, no matter how many “awards” and “recognitions” i got. the only people who oppose raising minimum wage to rightfully deserving hard working employees are stingy business owners

Minium wage jobs are not careers. I worked at two part time jobs. I started at my first with the minimum wage. I worked my ass off and most people didn’t. That’s who the minimum wage jobs are for. Raising minimum wage will give the people who don’t work hard, which is the majority, more reason to not work hard since they’ll be making more. I left my minimum wage job to a better job where I worked less(physically) and made more. Don’t cry about it because “greedy business men” don’t want to raise it. Leave your job. Get a better job.

i already did. and its not easy for everyone to. its easy to say “get a job” when youve found a good one, but that doesnt change the very real issues i discussed

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the-captains-wife:

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can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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